Hey y'all.

I'm Phil - I'm here for the rice.

Who let the dogs out! Who, and I let you continue the song!
"First of all, my name is not Phil, it's GNUplusPhil..."

Hello, GNU/Phil. I'm a newcomer as well.

Welcome to the Hub!
I was once a Fedora explora... Until I saw the light that is FreeBSD.

Rice? Which type? We've got Calrose, Jasmine, Basmati, Wild Long Grain, Spanish, etc, etc, etc.