Kill one, marry one, fuck one - Unix edition - Psychology, Philosophy, and Licenses

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berk
Long time nixers
I'll go first.

Kill: Ubuntu Linux
Marry: FreeBSD or Arch Linux
Fuck: Gentoo Linux :)
BigE
Members
Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Debian
Fuck: FreeBSD
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yrmt
Grey Hair Nixers
Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: FreeBSD
Fuck: NetBSD
venam
Administrators
Kill: Kali Linux - Fedora
Marry: Debian
Fuck: ArchLinux - FreeBSD
BigE
Members
(05-07-2013, 07:25 PM)venam Wrote: Kill: Kali Linux
Ha! Jokes on you, Kali exploits a bug in your precious rm -rf which in turn point it to your / .
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yrmt
Grey Hair Nixers
A bug in rm? What is this, GNU?
Drooid
Members
Kill: Arch
Marry: Debian
Fuck: PureDarwin
berk
Long time nixers
(05-07-2013, 07:50 PM)yrmt Wrote: A bug in rm? What is this, GNU?

hahahah
CrossFold
Long time nixers
Kill: Windoze ;)
Marry: Deb && Arch
Fuck: BSDs
Regso
Registered
Kill: OSX
Marry: Debian
Fuck: Arch
crshd
Registered
Kill: Ubuntu (surprised?)
Marry: Funtoo
Fuck: LFS
vypr
Long time nixers
YAY GRAVEDIG!

Kill: BackTrack
Marry: Slackware
Fuck: Debian
Code:
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
G d s+:++ a--- C++ UB P+ L+ !E !W+++ !N !o K--? w++ !O M++ !V PS+++ PE-- Y++ PGP+ !t !5 !X !R tv b+ DI D++ G e- h r y--
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buddhist ~ esperantisto ~ communist
Neuromatic
Long time nixers
Well, if Fuck means 'have sex with', then I delete Debian an choose Slackware

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Arch
Fuck: (Debian[Slackware?])
SpongeboZZ; Bikini Bottom Mafia/
You're cock-sucker, bitch/ silence while godfathers speech/
yeah/ da plancton in muh blunt/ gangster squarepants witha gun/
Sponge iz the bozz in da buiz/ you're creating silly trash/
i'm creating hollywood shit/
Derby
Long time nixers
Kill: Arch
Marry: Debian
Fuck: Kali

Yeah I'm controversial... And what?
jobss
Long time nixers
Kill: Fedora
Marry: LFS
Fuck: Dragonfly BSD
The world is quaking from our Linux Thoughts!
kopri
Long time nixers
Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: FreeBSD
Fuck: Gentoo
shtols
Long time nixers
Kill: $any_bloated_distribution_of_loonix
Marry: Debian
Fuck: FreeBSD
videocast
Members
Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Aptosid/DragonflyBSD
Fuck: Fedora
my videocast site: Click Here
my gopher site: Click Here
gurhush
Long time nixers
Kill: *buntu
Marry: Gentoo
Fuck: Arch
Ippytraxx
Members
Kill: OSX
Marry: Funtoo/Gentoo
Fuck: Arch
zygotb
Long time nixers
Kill: Anything by Micro$oft
Marry: *BSD
Fuck: Linux
Jayro
Long time nixers
Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Debian
Fuck: CentOS
tbuck153
Members
Massacre: Ubuntu and its many derivatives.
My Waifu: Slackware
Slam pig: Arch (that dirty slut)
berk
Long time nixers
Arch Linux has STDs.
shtols
Long time nixers
(28-09-2013, 04:01 PM)theconjuring Wrote: Arch Linux has STDs.
.. taking that further: So have most of the Linux guys among us then. :|
yrmt
Grey Hair Nixers
Guys, don't hate on linux it makes you look like fanboys :)
shtols
Long time nixers
I'm a Linuxguy myself. Joke s'on me!
dcoppa
Members
Every OS has advantages and disadvantages!
venam
Administrators
(30-09-2013, 07:26 AM)dcoppa Wrote: Every OS has advantages and disadvantages!
But some OS have more disadvantages than advantages!
berk
Long time nixers
(29-09-2013, 07:59 PM)shix Wrote:
(28-09-2013, 04:01 PM)theconjuring Wrote:

So everyone here has AIDS?

I was wearing condoms while using Linux Mint. :(