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unix haikus - jmbi - 23-02-2014
i sit and i breathe
ricing my desktop with ease
the world fades away
then it slaps me, ouch!
why can't the world be like *nix?
i'll rm your ass
the chat be bangin'
forums be quiet as shit
oh well, dat uptime
RE: unix haikus - Mafia - 24-02-2014
Gotta say, even though this is kind of funny, and well..it's some shit I would expect of jjumbii..it was pretty good.
RE: unix haikus - funriz - 24-02-2014
keyboard and cheetos
bspwm circlejerk
oh fuck, my keyboard.
RE: unix haikus - Mafia - 24-02-2014
oh wait but, http://l33t.com/
RE: unix haikus - shtols - 24-02-2014
To praise the recent discoveries:
Apple and SSL
implementation, doomed
fuck
RE: unix haikus - berk - 24-02-2014
dev urandom pipe hd
black on green
such hacker
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 24-02-2014
Neo says something
the chat falls silent, oh fuck
the autism thrives
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 25-02-2014
unix is my place
a playground in a playground
where scraped knees are fun
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 26-02-2014
bosko is back ya'll
he hides in darkness, *fap fap*
Neo will prevail
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 27-02-2014
some days i use her
some days i abuse her, but
it's *nix, it's all good
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 28-02-2014
borderline homo,
these haikus about unix,
oh well, fuck you shix
RE: unix haikus - ajac - 01-03-2014
thought this might be appropriate...
unix koans [click]
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 01-03-2014
fuck this haiku shit
i should be doing homework
but this is better
please, tell us Neo
what is the meaning of life?
is it something fun?
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 02-03-2014
well, fuck you Neo
maybe i like autism
democracy wins
RE: unix haikus - venam - 03-03-2014
Unix is like Twix...
Double savour inside it?
Unix is like Twix!
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 03-03-2014
shit hit the fan, man
your e-penis is bigger
goodbye, my niggas
RE: unix haikus - jmbi - 06-06-2016
<strong>here i sit, typing
happy hacking pro 2 sex
all done compiling
</strong>
RE: unix haikus - apk - 06-06-2016
aight aight aight gimme a beat
gimme a beat
drop a bea-
aight
aight
here we go
this ones for ed
straight outta that other thread
here we go
check it
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time.