I particularly enjoyed the ending of this one:

>>> br see you all around.
>>> he code in python perl c c and much more.
>>> main wm s are herbst monster cwm.
>>> i m relatively inexperienced as a coder but i am planning to attend hartford university for a dual major in computer science including a partially completed degree in computing.
>>> hello everybody i ve noticed this forum appear in a few other languages which is really insignificant.
>>> deskthority.
>>> i am a super moderator and unix enthusiast living in canada.
>>> i ve been hanging around irc for about a week now and finally decided to register on the forums.
>>> thats all i can think of.
>>> php.