'/etc/motd': No such file or directory
'/etc/init.d/motd': No such file or directory

I have a shell script in /etc/update-motd.d/ that runs 'uname -snrvm'

I'd like to have something with a little personality that is actually useful, but haven't come up with much so far. If I would include some kind of eye-candy I'd keep it short and rig something to track time since last login to avoid seeing it over and over while I'm trying to get something done.