I just wish I had a phone that was capable of running linux.

I mean, sure, I could go and get a low-quality Android phone and flash Ubuntu Touch onto it when it's finished, but the little 20-dollar Android phones they sell in curb stores usually have something like 126 Megs of RAM and knowing Ubuntu, that just ain't gonna cut it.

Now, if I could actually, legitimately install linux on my iPhone, I'd be a happy man.