I know what I am getting now, this isn't ARM, but it is a perfect portable Linux machine with an attachable WiFi card. Also, it uses the x86 architecture, so no ARM bullshit.

Link to the board and pics:
http://www.pcengines.ch/alix3d3.htm


Another thing that I found interesting:
http://w.twam.info/hardware/alix/framebuffer-on-alix3d3

So this should be a perfect candidate for my portable Linux computer that I will be able to take with me on trips and run an IRC client amongst other fun apps. I also want to look into an VGA to LVDS converter board so I could use a small and portable screen with it. Also because of it's 500mhz processor, it uses incredibly low amounts of power; it might also be a cool project to use with solar panels.