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	berk Offline \| 05-07-2013, 05:29 PM \| #1

I'll go first.

Kill: Ubuntu Linux
Marry: FreeBSD or Arch Linux
Fuck: Gentoo Linux :)

	BigE Offline \| 05-07-2013, 05:39 PM \| #2

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Debian
Fuck: FreeBSD

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	yrmt Offline \| 05-07-2013, 06:32 PM \| #3

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: FreeBSD
Fuck: NetBSD

	venam Offline \| 05-07-2013, 07:25 PM \| #4

Kill: Kali Linux - Fedora
Marry: Debian
Fuck: ArchLinux - FreeBSD

	BigE Offline \| 05-07-2013, 07:38 PM \| #5

(05-07-2013, 07:25 PM)venam Wrote: Kill: Kali Linux

Ha! Jokes on you, Kali exploits a bug in your precious rm -rf which in turn point it to your / .

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	yrmt Offline \| 05-07-2013, 07:50 PM \| #6

A bug in rm? What is this, GNU?

	Drooid Offline \| 05-07-2013, 08:14 PM \| #7

Kill: Arch
Marry: Debian
Fuck: PureDarwin

	berk Offline \| 05-07-2013, 08:24 PM \| #8

(05-07-2013, 07:50 PM)yrmt Wrote: A bug in rm? What is this, GNU?

hahahah

	CrossFold Offline \| 05-07-2013, 09:00 PM \| #9

Kill: Windoze ;)
Marry: Deb && Arch
Fuck: BSDs

	Regso Offline \| 11-09-2013, 04:54 PM \| #10

Kill: OSX
Marry: Debian
Fuck: Arch

	crshd Offline \| 12-09-2013, 12:22 AM \| #11

Kill: Ubuntu (surprised?)
Marry: Funtoo
Fuck: LFS

	srp Offline \| 12-09-2013, 01:39 AM \| #12

YAY GRAVEDIG!

Kill: BackTrack
Marry: Slackware
Fuck: Debian

~Seraphim
the artistnixer formerly known as vypr formerly known as sticky

	nrmc.dubz Offline \| 12-09-2013, 02:47 AM \| #13

Well, if Fuck means 'have sex with', then I delete Debian an choose Slackware

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Arch
Fuck: (Debian[Slackware?])

SpongeboZZ; Bikini Bottom Mafia/
You're cock-sucker, bitch/ silence while godfathers speech/
yeah/ da plancton in muh blunt/ gangster squarepants witha gun/
Sponge iz the bozz in da buiz/ you're creating silly trash/
i'm creating hollywood shit/

	Derby Offline \| 12-09-2013, 06:13 AM \| #14

Kill: Arch
Marry: Debian
Fuck: Kali

Yeah I'm controversial... And what?

	jobss Offline \| 12-09-2013, 11:46 AM \| #15

Kill: Fedora
Marry: LFS
Fuck: Dragonfly BSD

The world is quaking from our Linux Thoughts!

	kopri Offline \| 12-09-2013, 04:39 PM \| #16

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: FreeBSD
Fuck: Gentoo

	shtols Offline \| 13-09-2013, 04:00 AM \| #17

Kill: $any_bloated_distribution_of_loonix
Marry: Debian
Fuck: FreeBSD

	videocast Offline \| 13-09-2013, 01:27 PM \| #18

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Aptosid/DragonflyBSD
Fuck: Fedora

my videocast site: Click Here
my gopher site: Click Here

	gurhush Offline \| 13-09-2013, 03:17 PM \| #19

Kill: *buntu
Marry: Gentoo
Fuck: Arch

	Ippytraxx Offline \| 14-09-2013, 06:22 AM \| #20

Kill: OSX
Marry: Funtoo/Gentoo
Fuck: Arch

	zygotb Offline \| 15-09-2013, 05:36 PM \| #21

Kill: Anything by Micro$oft
Marry: *BSD
Fuck: Linux

	Jayro Offline \| 15-09-2013, 07:24 PM \| #22

Kill: Ubuntu
Marry: Debian
Fuck: CentOS

	tbuck153 Offline \| 28-09-2013, 03:49 PM \| #23

Massacre: Ubuntu and its many derivatives.
My Waifu: Slackware
Slam pig: Arch (that dirty slut)

	berk Offline \| 28-09-2013, 04:01 PM \| #24

Arch Linux has STDs.

	shtols Offline \| 29-09-2013, 05:08 PM \| #25

(28-09-2013, 04:01 PM)theconjuring Wrote: Arch Linux has STDs.

.. taking that further: So have most of the Linux guys among us then. :|

	yrmt Offline \| 29-09-2013, 05:12 PM \| #26

Guys, don't hate on linux it makes you look like fanboys :)

	shtols Offline \| 29-09-2013, 05:42 PM \| #27

I'm a Linuxguy myself. Joke s'on me!

	dcoppa Offline \| 30-09-2013, 07:26 AM \| #28

Every OS has advantages and disadvantages!

	venam Offline \| 30-09-2013, 08:07 AM \| #29

(30-09-2013, 07:26 AM)dcoppa Wrote: Every OS has advantages and disadvantages!

But some OS have more disadvantages than advantages!

	berk Offline \| 30-09-2013, 03:12 PM \| #30

(29-09-2013, 07:59 PM)shix Wrote:
(28-09-2013, 04:01 PM)theconjuring Wrote:

So everyone here has AIDS?

I was wearing condoms while using Linux Mint. :(

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