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	xero Offline \| 14-10-2015, 12:44 PM \| #1

sooooo,
last night on irc somehow dcat, rocx, and myself decided that making a version of fortune with dcat quotes would be a great idea. dcat posted his irc logs w/ a grep for his messages. what happened next is worth preserving.

this image is a composite of most of the action, i removed a few off topic messages and combined multiple scrots. e n j o y !

update:
cli tool is out! https://github.com/iotek/dbag/

http://xero.nu && http://git.io/.files

	Houseoftea Offline \| 14-10-2015, 12:46 PM \| #2

What a quotable person, I really need to get on IRC more ;P

	xero Offline \| 14-10-2015, 12:50 PM \| #3

Quote:need to get on IRC

RIP JMBI

	chc4 Offline \| 14-10-2015, 08:35 PM \| #4

o7 never forget

We should really have a quotes database, something like xkcdb or bash.org. Hell, even having one of the bots keep it instead of having it public, and have it spout a random quote with a command.

	venam Offline \| 15-10-2015, 01:09 AM \| #5

If you want to discuss the qdb the thread is still open.

	xero Offline \| 15-10-2015, 03:42 PM \| #6

started working on the cli tool:
https://github.com/iotek/dbag/

feel free to submit pr's w/ new quotes or coding suggestions.

Code:
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           |#\              /,#

           |#;`,  ._.     .'## |

           |#   `-+_ `---'  ## |

           \     "'           `/

    _.-.,__/  _.-.\  /-.-  __.---''-

          /` _ '-'__ '-'       \

    _.--.|- ( )   \/         -"';'-.

          \  () \_/ \_/       _/

           |  \ //            |

          |'---`@  --' .-----"|

          /'--../\   _/\____--/\

         |        \ /           \

         |         "             |

	pranomostro Offline \| 15-10-2015, 06:06 PM \| #7

@xero:
Why not use fortune?

Code:
fortune /path/to/file

prints a random line from the file.
That's at least how it works with Plan 9 fortune…

	schisma Offline \| 15-10-2015, 06:24 PM \| #8

let's make an api out of it

	rocx Offline \| 15-10-2015, 07:28 PM \| #9

Code:
$ fortune dbag |cowsay -f ~/dcat.cow

 _______________________ 

< dafuq did I just type >

 ----------------------- 

\

  \

+----  ----+

|   //\\   |

|  //  \\  |

| //    \\ |

|//      \\|

  \      /

   \    /

    \  /

     \/

🌐 rocx.rocks
🦋 @rocx.rocks

	schisma Offline \| 16-10-2015, 09:35 AM \| #10

http://dbag.jona.io/
there

	ChefIronBelly Offline \| 16-10-2015, 07:42 PM \| #11

Sure to be a instant classic :)

	xero Offline \| 19-10-2015, 11:31 AM \| #12

(16-10-2015, 09:35 AM)schisma Wrote: http://dbag.jona.io/
there

think your api has an out of bounds edge case. i got a blank result a few times when running:

Code:
git commit -m "$(curl -s http://dbag.jona.io)"

	schisma Offline \| 20-10-2015, 12:01 PM \| #13

(19-10-2015, 11:31 AM)xero Wrote: hink your api has an out of bounds edge case. i got a blank result a few times when running:

i thought i fixed that, damn

EDIT: should be fixed now

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