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Unix memes - z3bra - 13-09-2014
Was bored this morningso I came out with these. Can you think of others ? (Make 'em harmful, if possible)
Oh, and, BTW, don't try these at $HOME !!
Code:
# cd /; yuno backup
alias yuno='rm -rf'
# heard you like processes
alias yodawg=':(){ :&: };:'
# such commit; very push (OK, I did not invent this one)
alias such=git
alias very=git
# tl;dr
alias tl="exec 2>&1"
alias dr="exec 1>/dev/null"
# yallmotherfuckerneed /jesus
alias yallmotherfuckerneed="chmod 777"
alias ifyouknowwhatimean="unzip; touch; finger; kill; zip"
alias fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu='sudo !!'
alias okay...="yes |"
alias foreveralone="cut -d: -f1 | xargs userdel"
# grumpy cat
grumpy() {
$1 /dev/random
}
derp() {
case $1 in
install) tar -C / xf $2 ;;
uninstall) rm $(which $2) ;;
esac
}
alias herp=derpRE: Unix memes - venam - 30-09-2014
Just playing around matching my program names to create sentences:
Quote:erl whois cat, touch, look & make hidden cacaviewEDIT: I've found this hilarious website:
http://linuxshellaccount.blogspot.com
It's full on Unix and Linux jokes.
RE: Unix memes - vompatti - 06-10-2014
There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then
RE: Unix memes - venam - 06-10-2014
(06-10-2014, 05:59 AM)vompatti Wrote: There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then
I love it, thanks for sharing.
RE: Unix memes - neeasade - 10-01-2015
does zsh count as a meme yet?
RE: Unix memes - DotDev - 12-01-2015
uhmm ...
>install gentoo
RE: Unix memes - venam - 08-05-2015
We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
RE: Unix memes - xero - 08-05-2015
(08-05-2015, 04:00 AM)venam Wrote: We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
![[Image: MKwqLGf.png]](http://i.imgur.com/MKwqLGf.png)
![[Image: ConcernedShowyKentrosaurus.gif]](http://giant.gfycat.com/ConcernedShowyKentrosaurus.gif)
![[Image: PBbdzI4.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/PBbdzI4.jpg)
![[Image: 99ae094aea033b0fbdb4319c38eed7c475f793d4...d4714d.jpg]](http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/99/99ae094aea033b0fbdb4319c38eed7c475f793d4150dcef16084c1b063d4714d.jpg)
![[Image: 04fab0aa6ca4ac5acde378dfa49d51d3254a38e6...27c778.jpg]](http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/04/04fab0aa6ca4ac5acde378dfa49d51d3254a38e640688d1fb66096d09f27c778.jpg)
oh, and some irc "classics"
![[Image: ICnxbCv.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/ICnxbCv.jpg)
![[Image: WIeuXI6.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/WIeuXI6.jpg)
![[Image: jCp8JQx.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/jCp8JQx.jpg)
RE: Unix memes - fayesafe - 08-05-2015
Hehe, good old Mort memories :)
RE: Unix memes - venam - 09-05-2015
I forgot to mention that you everyone is allowed to spam with immature content in this thread...
More like you are welcomed to, just stay on the Unix meme subject!
![[Image: 3Iu7kb5.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/3Iu7kb5.png)
![[Image: 98ezVD0.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/98ezVD0.png)
![[Image: 3EpMLKf.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/3EpMLKf.jpg)
![[Image: H7fkiKn.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/H7fkiKn.jpg)
![[Image: TpkndtA.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/TpkndtA.jpg)
![[Image: zfIgTvs.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/zfIgTvs.png)
![[Image: CvLIJXH.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/CvLIJXH.png)
![[Image: nDj1aSB.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/nDj1aSB.png)
![[Image: Kt8EamY.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/Kt8EamY.png)
![[Image: 8S8hmjb.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/8S8hmjb.png)
![[Image: wyfkrZa.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/wyfkrZa.png)
![[Image: XMvopyP.png]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/XMvopyP.png)
RE: Unix memes - venam - 28-05-2015
![[Image: aPCQni1.jpg]](http://pub.iotek.org/p/aPCQni1.jpg)
RE: Unix memes - venam - 19-10-2020
Let's be a bit less serious. Enjoy.
![[Image: 7r5Q1qA.png]](https://i.imgur.com/7r5Q1qA.png)
Lots of dead images in this post, we gotta turn this around!
![[Image: 7ad.png]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/874/645/7ad.png)
RE: Unix memes - s0kx - 19-10-2020
What a great reminder to make my meme folder public.
![[Image: linux.jpg]](http://tilde.town/~s0kx/Meme/linux.jpg)
![[Image: plan9.png]](http://tilde.town/~s0kx/Meme/plan9.png)
![[Image: 4chan.jpeg]](http://tilde.town/~s0kx/Meme/4chan.jpeg)
RE: Unix memes - seninha - 19-10-2020
First, this high quality meme showing a conversation between date(1) and the kernel:
![[Image: 2038-time.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/J1BhQJ11/2038-time.jpg)
This meme from 9front (which actually works!)
![[Image: mordor.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/wTvWK9vk/mordor.png)
And now, a bad practice everyone does:
![[Image: catabuse.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/SNMMYPth/catabuse.png)
RE: Unix memes - venam - 21-10-2020
![[Image: Ek2RrfaXYAE_io8?format=jpg&name=small]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ek2RrfaXYAE_io8?format=jpg&name=small)
RE: Unix memes - pkal - 21-10-2020
(21-10-2020, 09:53 AM)venam Wrote:
There are plently of people who ventured further and found vi, ed, acme and sam. Some even Emacs!
RE: Unix memes - seninha - 21-10-2020
![[Image: 9-tacos.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/NGj1PRtn/9-tacos.jpg)
![[Image: glendascousin.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/mDDtVN9N/glendascousin.jpg)
![[Image: comparison.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/wgtWqdKG/comparison.jpg)
![[Image: interjection-systemd-operating-system.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/vZhnzmjy/interjection-systemd-operating-system.jpg)
![[Image: man-vs-systemd.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/vmD4ttf7/man-vs-systemd.jpg)
RE: Unix memes - s0kx - 22-10-2020
That last image reminded me that here in Finland we have this thing called "IT-Duck" where people put funny tech related text over old Donald Duck comics. Here's one with my translation at the bottom.
![[Image: itduck.png]](http://tilde.town/~s0kx/Meme/itduck.png)
You only have a primary school certificate. Why the fuck would I increase your salary?
Listen here you fatso, I'm a self-taught coder.
-----
You think you can bring something to this company that I can't already handle? You and your agile processes, DevOps blaa blaa. Go fuck yourself.
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Look at this pathetic "resume" of yours. Modern front-end developer with a couple of hobby projects. Wordpress server. What the fuck?
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Atleast I have ClojureScript and the old faithful C# on my resume. Here's your resignation letter.
RE: Unix memes - jkl - 22-10-2020
(22-10-2020, 05:06 AM)sokx Wrote: the old faithful C#Yikes.
RE: Unix memes - seninha - 14-04-2021
![[Image: csv.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/BQkgMZwK/csv.jpg)
RE: Unix memes - s0kx - 22-04-2021
![[Image: Evk3PpEXYAU7OS.png]](https://u.cubeupload.com/zani/Evk3PpEXYAU7OS.png)
RE: Unix memes - seninha - 01-05-2021
Talking about linux audio on IRC, I remembered of this meme.
![[Image: linuxaudio.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/sjtXhy55/linuxaudio.png)
RE: Unix memes - seninha - 01-05-2021
(22-04-2021, 07:51 AM)s0kx Wrote:
There are more memes with this template, these are what I have on my memes folder:
![[Image: stopdoingmath.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/GdbRSH3H/stopdoingmath.png)
![[Image: stopdoingunix.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/LRtRTzpc/stopdoingunix.png)
![[Image: stopdoingipv6.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/tpDb0p7D/stopdoingipv6.jpg)
![[Image: stopdoingcs.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/Vs8wwNjZ/stopdoingcs.jpg)
RE: Unix memes - s0kx - 06-05-2021
Please forgive me for this...
![[Image: RE.png]](https://envs.sh/RE.png)
RE: Unix memes - s0kx - 10-05-2021
I clearly have way too much free time
![[Image: 49.png]](https://envs.sh/49.png)
![[Image: 4G.png]](https://envs.sh/4G.png)
RE: Unix memes - maksim - 02-09-2022
![[Image: Q_N.png]](https://envs.sh/Q_N.png)