i sit and i breathe
ricing my desktop with ease
the world fades away

then it slaps me, ouch!
why can't the world be like *nix?
i'll rm your ass


the chat be bangin'
forums be quiet as shit
oh well, dat uptime

Gotta say, even though this is kind of funny, and well..it's some shit I would expect of jjumbii..it was pretty good.

keyboard and cheetos
bspwm circlejerk
oh fuck, my keyboard.

oh wait but, http://l33t.com/

To praise the recent discoveries:

Apple and SSL
implementation, doomed
fuck

dev urandom pipe hd
black on green
such hacker

Neo says something
the chat falls silent, oh fuck
the autism thrives

unix is my place
a playground in a playground
where scraped knees are fun

bosko is back ya'll
he hides in darkness, *fap fap*
Neo will prevail

some days i use her
some days i abuse her, but
it's *nix, it's all good

borderline homo,
these haikus about unix,
oh well, fuck you shix

thought this might be appropriate...

unix koans [click]

fuck this haiku shit
i should be doing homework
but this is better

please, tell us Neo
what is the meaning of life?
is it something fun?

well, fuck you Neo
maybe i like autism
democracy wins

Unix is like Twix...
Double savour inside it?
Unix is like Twix!

shit hit the fan, man
your e-penis is bigger
goodbye, my niggas

<strong>here i sit, typing
happy hacking pro 2 sex
all done compiling
</strong>

aight aight aight gimme a beat

gimme a beat


drop a bea-


aight

aight

here we go
this ones for ed

straight outta that other thread

here we go

check it

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time.