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z3bra
Grey Hair Nixers
Was bored this morningso I came out with these. Can you think of others ? (Make 'em harmful, if possible)

Oh, and, BTW, don't try these at $HOME !!

Code:
# cd /; yuno backup
alias yuno='rm -rf'

# heard you like processes
alias yodawg=':(){ :&: };:'

# such commit; very push (OK, I did not invent this one)
alias such=git
alias very=git

# tl;dr
alias tl="exec 2>&1"
alias dr="exec 1>/dev/null"

# yallmotherfuckerneed /jesus
alias yallmotherfuckerneed="chmod 777"

alias ifyouknowwhatimean="unzip; touch; finger; kill; zip"

alias fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu='sudo !!'

alias okay...="yes |"

alias foreveralone="cut -d: -f1 | xargs userdel"

# grumpy cat
grumpy() {
    $1 /dev/random
}

derp() {
   case $1 in
       install) tar -C / xf $2 ;;
       uninstall) rm $(which $2) ;;
   esac
}
alias herp=derp
BANGARANG, MOTHERFUCKER
venam
Administrators
Just playing around matching my program names to create sentences:
Quote:erl whois cat, touch, look & make hidden cacaview
EDIT: I've found this hilarious website:
http://linuxshellaccount.blogspot.com
It's full on Unix and Linux jokes.
vompatti
Long time nixers
There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then
venam
Administrators
(06-10-2014, 05:59 AM)vompatti Wrote: There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then

I love it, thanks for sharing.
neeasade
Grey Hair Nixers
does zsh count as a meme yet?
DotDev
Long time nixers
uhmm ...
>install gentoo
venam
Administrators
We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
xero
Long time nixers
(08-05-2015, 04:00 AM)venam Wrote: We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
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oh, and some irc "classics"

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fayesafe
Long time nixers
Hehe, good old Mort memories :)
venam
Administrators
I forgot to mention that you everyone is allowed to spam with immature content in this thread...
More like you are welcomed to, just stay on the Unix meme subject!
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venam
Administrators
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venam
Administrators
Let's be a bit less serious. Enjoy.


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Lots of dead images in this post, we gotta turn this around!

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s0kx
Members
What a great reminder to make my meme folder public.

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seninha
Long time nixers
First, this high quality meme showing a conversation between date(1) and the kernel:
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This meme from 9front (which actually works!)
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And now, a bad practice everyone does:
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venam
Administrators
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pkal
Long time nixers
(21-10-2020, 09:53 AM)venam Wrote: [Image: Ek2RrfaXYAE_io8?format=jpg&name=small]

There are plently of people who ventured further and found vi, ed, acme and sam. Some even Emacs!
seninha
Long time nixers
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s0kx
Members
That last image reminded me that here in Finland we have this thing called "IT-Duck" where people put funny tech related text over old Donald Duck comics. Here's one with my translation at the bottom.

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You only have a primary school certificate. Why the fuck would I increase your salary?

Listen here you fatso, I'm a self-taught coder.

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You think you can bring something to this company that I can't already handle? You and your agile processes, DevOps blaa blaa. Go fuck yourself.

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Look at this pathetic "resume" of yours. Modern front-end developer with a couple of hobby projects. Wordpress server. What the fuck?

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Atleast I have ClojureScript and the old faithful C# on my resume. Here's your resignation letter.
jkl
Long time nixers
(22-10-2020, 05:06 AM)sokx Wrote: the old faithful C#
Yikes.

--
<mort> choosing a terrible license just to be spiteful towards others is possibly the most tux0r thing I've ever seen
seninha
Long time nixers
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s0kx
Members
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seninha
Long time nixers
Talking about linux audio on IRC, I remembered of this meme.
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seninha
Long time nixers
(22-04-2021, 07:51 AM)s0kx Wrote:
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There are more memes with this template, these are what I have on my memes folder:

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s0kx
Members
Please forgive me for this...

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s0kx
Members
I clearly have way too much free time

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maksim
Members
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