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	z3bra Offline \| 13-09-2014, 06:14 AM \| #1

Was bored this morningso I came out with these. Can you think of others ? (Make 'em harmful, if possible)

Oh, and, BTW, don't try these at $HOME !!

Code:
# cd /; yuno backup

alias yuno='rm -rf'

# heard you like processes

alias yodawg=':(){ :&: };:'

# such commit; very push (OK, I did not invent this one)

alias such=git

alias very=git

# tl;dr

alias tl="exec 2>&1"

alias dr="exec 1>/dev/null"

# yallmotherfuckerneed /jesus

alias yallmotherfuckerneed="chmod 777"

alias ifyouknowwhatimean="unzip; touch; finger; kill; zip"

alias fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu='sudo !!'

alias okay...="yes |"

alias foreveralone="cut -d: -f1 | xargs userdel"

# grumpy cat

grumpy() {

    $1 /dev/random

}

derp() {

   case $1 in

       install) tar -C / xf $2 ;;

       uninstall) rm $(which $2) ;;

   esac

}

alias herp=derp

BANGARANG, MOTHERFUCKER

blog | repo

	venam Offline \| 30-09-2014, 01:07 PM \| #2

Just playing around matching my program names to create sentences:

Quote:erl whois cat, touch, look & make hidden cacaview

EDIT: I've found this hilarious website:
http://linuxshellaccount.blogspot.com
It's full on Unix and Linux jokes.

	vompatti Offline \| 06-10-2014, 05:59 AM \| #3

There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then

	venam Offline \| 06-10-2014, 11:55 AM \| #4

(06-10-2014, 05:59 AM)vompatti Wrote: There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then

I love it, thanks for sharing.

	neeasade Offline \| 10-01-2015, 02:46 AM \| #5

does zsh count as a meme yet?

	DotDev Offline \| 12-01-2015, 08:28 AM \| #6

uhmm ...
>install gentoo

	venam Offline \| 08-05-2015, 04:00 AM \| #7

We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.

	xero Offline \| 08-05-2015, 03:11 PM \| #8

(08-05-2015, 04:00 AM)venam Wrote: We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.

[Image: 99ae094aea033b0fbdb4319c38eed7c475f793d4...d4714d.jpg]

[Image: 04fab0aa6ca4ac5acde378dfa49d51d3254a38e6...27c778.jpg]

oh, and some irc "classics"

[Image: ICnxbCv.jpg]

	fayesafe Offline \| 08-05-2015, 03:53 PM \| #9

Hehe, good old Mort memories :)

	venam Offline \| 09-05-2015, 01:43 AM \| #10

I forgot to mention that you everyone is allowed to spam with immature content in this thread...
More like you are welcomed to, just stay on the Unix meme subject!
[Image: 3Iu7kb5.png]

	venam Offline \| 28-05-2015, 07:37 AM \| #11

	venam Offline \| 19-10-2020, 03:55 AM \| #12

Let's be a bit less serious. Enjoy.

Lots of dead images in this post, we gotta turn this around!

[Image: 7ad.png]

	s0kx Offline \| 19-10-2020, 09:27 AM \| #13

What a great reminder to make my meme folder public.

[Image: linux.jpg]

	seninha Offline \| 19-10-2020, 09:54 AM \| #14

First, this high quality meme showing a conversation between date(1) and the kernel:

This meme from 9front (which actually works!)

And now, a bad practice everyone does:

	venam Offline \| 21-10-2020, 09:53 AM \| #15

[Image: Ek2RrfaXYAE_io8?format=jpg&name=small]

	pkal Offline \| 21-10-2020, 11:10 AM \| #16

(21-10-2020, 09:53 AM)venam Wrote:

There are plently of people who ventured further and found vi, ed, acme and sam. Some even Emacs!

	seninha Offline \| 21-10-2020, 09:01 PM \| #17

	s0kx Offline \| 22-10-2020, 05:06 AM \| #18

That last image reminded me that here in Finland we have this thing called "IT-Duck" where people put funny tech related text over old Donald Duck comics. Here's one with my translation at the bottom.

[Image: itduck.png]

You only have a primary school certificate. Why the fuck would I increase your salary?

Listen here you fatso, I'm a self-taught coder.

-----

You think you can bring something to this company that I can't already handle? You and your agile processes, DevOps blaa blaa. Go fuck yourself.

-----

Look at this pathetic "resume" of yours. Modern front-end developer with a couple of hobby projects. Wordpress server. What the fuck?

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Atleast I have ClojureScript and the old faithful C# on my resume. Here's your resignation letter.

	jkl Offline \| 22-10-2020, 09:53 AM \| #19

(22-10-2020, 05:06 AM)sokx Wrote: the old faithful C#

Yikes.

--
<mort> choosing a terrible license just to be spiteful towards others is possibly the most tux0r thing I've ever seen

	seninha Offline \| 14-04-2021, 07:35 PM \| #20

	s0kx Offline \| 22-04-2021, 07:51 AM \| #21

	seninha Offline \| 01-05-2021, 09:02 PM \| #22

Talking about linux audio on IRC, I remembered of this meme.

	seninha Offline \| 01-05-2021, 09:07 PM \| #23

(22-04-2021, 07:51 AM)s0kx Wrote:

There are more memes with this template, these are what I have on my memes folder:

	s0kx Offline \| 06-05-2021, 04:12 AM \| #24

Please forgive me for this...

[Image: RE.png]

	s0kx Offline \| 10-05-2021, 03:26 AM \| #25

I clearly have way too much free time

[Image: 49.png]

	maksim Offline \| 02-09-2022, 10:59 AM \| #26

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