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z3bra
Grey Hair Nixers
Was bored this morningso I came out with these. Can you think of others ? (Make 'em harmful, if possible)

Oh, and, BTW, don't try these at $HOME !!

Code:
# cd /; yuno backup
alias yuno='rm -rf'

# heard you like processes
alias yodawg=':(){ :&: };:'

# such commit; very push (OK, I did not invent this one)
alias such=git
alias very=git

# tl;dr
alias tl="exec 2>&1"
alias dr="exec 1>/dev/null"

# yallmotherfuckerneed /jesus
alias yallmotherfuckerneed="chmod 777"

alias ifyouknowwhatimean="unzip; touch; finger; kill; zip"

alias fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu='sudo !!'

alias okay...="yes |"

alias foreveralone="cut -d: -f1 | xargs userdel"

# grumpy cat
grumpy() {
    $1 /dev/random
}

derp() {
   case $1 in
       install) tar -C / xf $2 ;;
       uninstall) rm $(which $2) ;;
   esac
}
alias herp=derp
BANGARANG, MOTHERFUCKER


Messages In This Thread
Unix memes - by z3bra - 13-09-2014, 06:14 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 30-09-2014, 01:07 PM
RE: Unix memes - by vompatti - 06-10-2014, 05:59 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 06-10-2014, 11:55 AM
RE: Unix memes - by neeasade - 10-01-2015, 02:46 AM
RE: Unix memes - by DotDev - 12-01-2015, 08:28 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 08-05-2015, 04:00 AM
RE: Unix memes - by xero - 08-05-2015, 03:11 PM
RE: Unix memes - by fayesafe - 08-05-2015, 03:53 PM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 09-05-2015, 01:43 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 28-05-2015, 07:37 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 19-10-2020, 03:55 AM
RE: Unix memes - by s0kx - 19-10-2020, 09:27 AM
RE: Unix memes - by seninha - 19-10-2020, 09:54 AM
RE: Unix memes - by venam - 21-10-2020, 09:53 AM
RE: Unix memes - by pkal - 21-10-2020, 11:10 AM
RE: Unix memes - by seninha - 21-10-2020, 09:01 PM
RE: Unix memes - by s0kx - 22-10-2020, 05:06 AM
RE: Unix memes - by jkl - 22-10-2020, 09:53 AM
RE: Unix memes - by seninha - 14-04-2021, 07:35 PM
RE: Unix memes - by s0kx - 22-04-2021, 07:51 AM
RE: Unix memes - by seninha - 01-05-2021, 09:02 PM
RE: Unix memes - by seninha - 01-05-2021, 09:07 PM
RE: Unix memes - by s0kx - 06-05-2021, 04:12 AM
RE: Unix memes - by s0kx - 10-05-2021, 03:26 AM