z3bra
Was bored this morningso I came out with these. Can you think of others ? (Make 'em harmful, if possible)

Oh, and, BTW, don't try these at $HOME !!

Code:
# cd /; yuno backup
alias yuno='rm -rf'

# heard you like processes
alias yodawg=':(){ :&: };:'

# such commit; very push (OK, I did not invent this one)
alias such=git
alias very=git

# tl;dr
alias tl="exec 2>&1"
alias dr="exec 1>/dev/null"

# yallmotherfuckerneed /jesus
alias yallmotherfuckerneed="chmod 777"

alias ifyouknowwhatimean="unzip; touch; finger; kill; zip"

alias fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu='sudo !!'

alias okay...="yes |"

alias foreveralone="cut -d: -f1 | xargs userdel"

# grumpy cat
grumpy() {
    $1 /dev/random
}

derp() {
   case $1 in
       install) tar -C / xf $2 ;;
       uninstall) rm $(which $2) ;;
   esac
}
alias herp=derp
BANGARANG, MOTHERFUCKER
venam
Just playing around matching my program names to create sentences:
Quote:erl whois cat, touch, look & make hidden cacaview
EDIT: I've found this hilarious website:
http://linuxshellaccount.blogspot.com
It's full on Unix and Linux jokes.
vompatti
There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then
venam
(06-10-2014, 05:59 AM)vompatti Wrote: There is /r/linuxmemes which has nice stuff every now and then

I love it, thanks for sharing.
neeasade
does zsh count as a meme yet?
DotDev
uhmm ...
>install gentoo
venam
We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
xero
(08-05-2015, 04:00 AM)venam Wrote: We should post images in this thread too. I'll spam with *funny* Unix images when I get home.
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oh, and some irc "classics"

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fayesafe
Hehe, good old Mort memories :)
venam
I forgot to mention that you everyone is allowed to spam with immature content in this thread...
More like you are welcomed to, just stay on the Unix meme subject!
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